Below shows a range of necklace types. After all, different occasions call for different needs. Which is your favorite?

1. Closeup Necklaces

A real elegant beauty shows in these necklaces. So close you can touch them.

2. Neatly Hanging Necklaces

Nothing completes a woman’s look like necklaces. It’s always nice to see the magic when they compliment the overall aesthetic just right, giving a nice balance.

3. Heavy Necklaces

These necklaces show the kind of pattern we can all get used to. The first redefines round, while the second could be captioned “symmetry”.

4. “Small” Necklaces

There’s no reason why small necklaces are any less good than large ones. Not to take anything away from large ones, of course, just saying that beauty doesn’t necessarily come in one shape or size.

5. Necklaces That Draw the Eye

The way these necklaces are worn and shown, it’s hard to look away. In no time at all, you’re pointed to hanging happiness.

6. Celebrity Necklaces

Scarlett Johansson, Alyssa Milano, and Monica Belucci: three celebrity women whose necklaces are the stuff of dreams. Not just anyone can get their hands on these.

The next time you’re bidding on the 5000 piece Lego replica of the Millennium Falcon on eBay, complete with Lego Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie, type in the words “haunted rings” for shits and giggles. You will be shocked to discover there are presently over 740 rings, all haunted by ghosts, vampires, witches, genies, voodoo curses, dragon magic, winning lottery numbers, and sometimes, all of the above. In fact, I am currently in a bidding war for a ring cursed with the spell “Automatic Writing.” According to a White Witch named Sharai, the ring will serve as a medium to help ghoolies and ghosties communicate through my writing. Imagine, blog posts from the netherworld! Dead grandparents reaching out with messages like “…afterlife…blows…” and “…stop….touching….yourself…” But if channeling the deceased isn’t your cup of tea, I’m sure there’s at least one, out of the 740 magical rings up for auction on eBay, which will tickle your fancy. Here are some of the most powerful rings worth growing a wizard’s beard for.
Djinn Haunted Amazon Shaman Rei Genie Ring

This ring once belonged to a Shaman, whose tribe has been practicing magic for centuries deep in the Brazilian Amazonian jungles. The dual serpents enfolding the Amber stone are symbolic of the Encantado Djinn, an extremely powerful shape-shifting fire genie who ironically rules over an underwater paradise. They also represent both white and dark magic, giving the practitioner options. The amber in this ring “carries the vibration of universal life force.” Millions of years old, amber is basically fossilized sunlight and tree sap, which gives it “excellent light energy.”

Your New Powers

Prosperity, inner spiritual transformation, and psychic awakening.
Protective and healing powers.
Access to ancient knowledge, viewing past lives, and peering into the future.
The ability to travel to all realms. Sweet!
Bending others to your will while cloaking your own ideas.
Purpose, strength, an evolved physical reality and higher consciousness.

Haunted Carnelian Fertility Ring

Scantily clad tiny golden girl included, this ring has been blessed with moon infused waters by all thirteen members of The Coven Blackthorn. The toughest part of blessing the ring was getting thirteen witches in the same room at the same time, what with the kids’ soccer schedules and all. The ring belonged to a powerful witch named Gredle, well known for her psychic and spell casting abilities before she passed away. “No one casts a fertility spell like Aunt Gredle” they used to say.

Your New Powers

Combined with the right spell and under a waxing moon, this ring can increase your wealth, love, psychic powers, and fertility.
Enhanced passion and desire.
Purified blood.
Relieved menstrual cramps.

Marid Queen Genie Ring

The best part about this ring is that it comes with its very own hot, submissive, queen genie! The ring bearer becomes her master whom she will bestow incredible powers and unlimited success. She can smite your enemies, and genies from other rings must obey her every command. “One ring to rule them all” so to speak. She will teach you how to take control of your life and how to achieve your destiny.

Your New Powers

Knowledge of the ancients.
Hot, submissive queen genie wrapped around your finger.
Good luck forever.
Finding whatever it is you desire.
Mind control, mind reading and telepathic ability.
Hot, submissive queen genie wrapped around your finger.
Time control.
Ability to travel through space.
Ability to communicate with any spirit.
Did I mention the hot, submissive queen genie wrapped around your finger.

Gypsy Warlock Trojan Ring

You’re not going to believe this, but this ring once belonged to someone’s great aunt who passed away. The woman was a Russian Gypsy Witch and a genuine Wiccan Spellcaster. She was well versed in Voodoo spells and had dream weaver abilities. She was psychic, clairvoyant, clairaudient, a receptive empath, a medium, and could channel the three heavenly angels Metatron, Uriel, and Yannie. Metatron has always been my favorite Transformer, er, I mean angel. The ring was discovered in Scotland and is haunted with many spirits who will guide its owner towards cash. Despite popular belief, the Trojan warrior on the face symbolizes the “Trojan Wealth Spell”, and not the “Trojan Baby Stopper” spell.

Your New Powers

Ability to win at any casino table.
The ability to know which lottery machines are winning machines.
Visions of winning lottery numbers.
Ability to win raffles and drawings.

Aside from acquiring wealth, the ring’s spirits will also provide you with bonus powers such as: Opening your third eye, visions of the future, protection from enemies, healing abilities, warnings of dangers, and even protection over your pets.

Note: When a Russian Gypsy discovers a ring in Scotland with a Trojan symbol on it, you just know the spirits who haunt the ring know their way around a casino. And the seller provides bullet-proof evidence of this fact when he states “Proof of its Magick: This ring has won more than $4.6 million dollars in lottery money and prizes.” I don’t need to hear more!

And what better way to protect your magic ring than inside this haunted, cursed, evil spell deflecting, dark magic protecting, werewolf frustrating, Wicca made jewelry box?

How to tell your ring is truly magical

1. It must be displayed on the flashiest, tackiest, most colorful eBay description page possible.
2. The background should consist of at least one if not all of the following items: flashing stars, pentagrams, candles, a wolf, the moon, a wolf howling at the moon with a sky filled with flashing stars, a sparkling pixie, gargoyles, and/or a crystal ball.
3. The ring description must be written in blue, purple, or gold lettering, with occasional Gothic font. A ring is especially powerful when the lettering appears to be on fire. 4. Magic is spelled with a ‘k’ (Magick) 5. It must have been handed down from an aunt who passed away. Apparently there are no powerful witches in existence right now, and no rings belonging to the living have any magical qualities to speak of.

Recently, Carrie Fisher revealed that she and Harrison Ford got busy on the Star Wars set:

“I went on the film saying, ‘I’m going to have an affair,’ like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one”

Well that’s a good reason to have an affair, if there’s ever been one.

“I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Yeah, I’d be trying to get a piece of princess too after seeing that enslaved-by-Jabba fashion.

Well, I always found the Return of the Jedi boob fondling scene to be a bit telling. Here’s a quick clip I whipped up to show that I was on to something with my hunch.

So Hand Solo likes to feel up Princess Get Leiad’s boobs, to try to Jabba her Hutt and maybe Chew her Bacca before Luke reaches her core with his light saber.

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Too far?

There’s bling, and then there’s completely ‘effing ridiculous. Coming from someone who can’t afford to pay the late fees after renting Blood Diamond, the following items definitely fall into the latter category. I mean, we get it. You’re very, very, unbelievably stinking rich. But do you really need to rub your diamond-encrusted life into everyone’s face? These people remind me of the classic Chappelle Show parody of Cribs when Dave grinds diamonds into his T-Rex omelet:

“I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. Two reasons: One, it’s the most baller sh*t you could possible do to your food. And two, it makes my dookie twinkle.”

Hilarious and never far from the truth, Chappelle shows how “ballers” will bling just about anything. Here’s some more proof, and don’t worry, there’s no dookie.

iPhone

Encrusted with 138 princess-cut diamonds and 180 brilliant-cut diamonds all set in 18-carat white gold, the Apple iPhone Princess Plus is one of the most expensive phones in the world.

Mouse

It will cost you $25,030 to surf the net with this bad boy. Thankfully diamonds aren’t affected by palm sweat, otherwise the flower consisting 59 of them would surely wilt.

Mercedes Benz

Saudi Prince Waleed Bin Talal’s 38th car is this diamond studded SL600 Mercedes and is worth $4.8 million.

Bentley Shift Knob

Handcrafted with 30 carats of real diamonds and 10 ounces of 18 carat white gold, this $150,000 knob is worth more than most cars.

Hot Wheels

To celebrate their 40th anniversary, Hot Wheels cast this toy car in 18-karat white gold and embedded it with blue diamonds. The engine is encrusted with black and white diamonds, while the tail lights are made of rubies and the tires are a combination of black diamonds and red enamel. The car has an estimated value of over $140,000.

iPod Shuffle

There’s a solid chance that “Another Day in Paradise” by Phil Collins is not on your playlist if you’re strutting around with your $40,000 18 karat diamond studded, white and pink gold iPod shuffle.

MacBook Pro

Bring your laptop to Computer Choppers and they will gladly case it in gold or platinum for anywhere between $1,200-$1,500, and for an extra $2,400 you can have an Apple made of diamonds.

Christmas Tree

The Takashimaya department store in Tokyo is offering a Christmas tree with 400 diamonds from Africa and Australia for the low low price of $1.8 million. Pick one up and they’ll throw in a diamond studded teddy bear for free. I could probably afford the bear’s red bow. Then again, probably not.

Pacifier

Nothing says “You have got to be freaking kidding me” like this $17,000 14 karat white gold pacifier. Don’t let the 278 pave cut white diamonds blind you while sucking on the silicone nipple.

Fishing Lure

The million dollar fishing lure is over a foot long, contains three lbs of gold and platinum, and is encrusted with 100 carats of diamonds and rubies - 4753 stones when all is said and done. Unless you’re fishing for treasure chests don’t get this one anywhere near the ocean, or some fish will have the world’s most expensive lip piercing.

Thong

Hard to believe that something so small could contain 518 brilliant-cut diamonds, totaling up to 30 carats. At $122,000 it’s no wonder there’s no top!

Sneaks

Unless you’re a hip-hop star like Big Boi who was offered a pair for free, you’ll have to fork up $50,000 to sport these Nike Air Force 1 “So CAls”. The gold metal Nike Swoosh is surrounded by 11 carat diamonds studded in casings, held together by a fine gold stitching.

USB Keys

You’d better be saving some incredible information on the Adamant, a gold 16GB flash drive with three, count ‘em, three diamonds. This tiny storage device costs $5,650.