10
Apr

Fashion Freaks

posted by Simon in Fashion

As young boys, we all watched our share of Fashion Television as the only source of occasional daytime pornography - the see-through and altogether “popping out”fits were those rare gems that made it all worth it. Fortunately, there was some entertainment between stray boob runway walk jiggle - the freaks!

1krazykorean girlfriend

1KrazyKorean’s girlfriend?

hexadecimal fashion

Hexadecimal from Reboot, on the weekend.

crusty princess fashion

That’s one crusty princess.

hot babe

How crazy is THIS? Ok whatever she’s just hot, sue me.

prom queen

“The corsage had better match my dress, dipsh*t.”

hello kitty everywhere

The key to branding, they say, is subtlety.

donnie darko fashion

It’s like a cheerleader for the Donny Darko bunny.

fashion cage

I like this piece. The cage stemming from the crown shows that even royalty suffers limitation, with the puzzle pieces reminding us of the difficulties we all face fitting in with our respective peers. Indeed, life is beautiful, but mysterious, too.

strange dress

Phap.

condom fashion

Condumb Trashion.

bf_18_full.jpg

1KrazyKorean’s girlfriend’s… evil… twin?

evil twin

Started as a lowly, ugly little caterpillar, but then transformed into a beaauuuutiful butterfly!

trash fashion

Step One: Rob bank
Step Two: Hide cash in trash bag
Step Three: Hide self in trash bag suit
Step Four: Escape during trash pickup
Step Five: Salvage dignity

Let your girlfriend buy jewelry before you let her buy any of this crap!





  • gordito said

    What a bunch of freaks!!! This is hilarious

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  • Babar said

    Sophisticated and simple… Those words came to my mouth when I discovered this article ;)

  • Sanket said

    Last one was the best

  • katie said

    The first photo is obviously photoshopped.

  • Watch Weeds Online said

    These must be crazy to wear that!

  • michaelann bewsee said

    Nice! I kinda like the off the shoulder short black one. The rest have my mouth hanging open, especially the queen in a cage.

  • meh said

    retards

  • Glin said

    Does this remind anyone of David Byrne’s movie True Stories? And to think I dismissed the fashion show in that as ridiculous…

  • smeejay said

    i was living for all but two or three of them. the condom shawl totally nutted me up! god love the merry makers!!!

  • hmm said

    som much trash in the world

  • Hello said

    What’s wrong with the bikini picture? She’s just wearing a bikini.

  • Xenia Summers said

    The mentioned pink underwear is hot, very hot.
    I think it is very good to attract attention of any husband.

  • sfegfdg said

    dumd fucks

  • knukles said

    Self-absorbed fucktards

  • swb. said

    The first one is a kitten killer…but only if you’re touching yourself.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

  • paulitto said

    The last pic looks very demoniac freaky

  • Emily said

    These are insane! My favorites are the Hello Kitty one, the butterfly one, and the queen in a cage. These are so ridiculous xD

  • David said

    And surely some will call this fashion. I feel sorry for some of these poor girls.

  • alec marbles said

    geez that made me scared

  • joe said

    I like the boogeyman!

  • jeans said

    So, how do those fashions convert to the WalMart rack again?

  • Fashion Quiz said

    Where do I go to see these hotties IRL

  • Da BeSt Gal said

    Some of these out fits are sooooo interestin when im
    older my sister thinks that i sould be a model
    look out cat walk because hear i come

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