As most men chill on the uncomfortable periphery of fashion, we do develop a strong sense for what we hate on women. And while women do style partly for themselves (”I’m the real me!”) or for their female friends (“SOOOoooOOO GOOD!”), a chunk of it’s for guys. Ladies, if you’re listening, please read, and get a clue if you expect to ever receive a diamond fashion ring. Gents, you may or may not agree with this list. If I’m missing any, let me know, and I’ll add them to the post.
Cheek Piercing
Nothing like a fashion statement that looks accidental. You look like you were shrooming in a fun house with a nail gun, and the next morning you just said “fuck it, I’ll keep it.” Thank god you have a pice of jewelry randomly adorning your face. When you’ve run out of original places to stud your head, don’t go random. That’s like a musician saying “wehhh, all melodies have been done before. I’m gonna play random notes wherever and I’ll be so different I’ll be cool.” You’re not cool.
Acceptable Alternative:
Standard piercings, plus, on the right girl, eyebrow ring jewelry, or nose ring. Lip ring can work under very particular circumstances. You kinda have to be already hot.
Giant Sunglasses
At first I just felt bad for you, thinking an extraterrestrial symbiote had taken you as a host. How wrong I was. You may be proud that not the smallest beam in the slightest crack of space will get in your deflector shield eye booth, but you look like a bug on hind legs. A bug! The stick thin skin-and-bones body type completes the preying mantis fashion statement. While I do appreciate being able to catch the action behind me thanks to your pair of anti-theft convenience store convex mirrors, I’d rather you just BUZZ OFF. Yep - “buzz off”.
Acceptable Alternative:
Shades can be hot. Like any glasses, you just have to find something that fits your face. The goggles above don’t match any human face.
Excessive Foundation
Here’s the problem: lots of cover up is actually worth covering up. You may think that a pimple mount of height X necessitates a layer of foundation of X + 1 thickness, but really you’ve managed to expand the “problem area” to your entire face. Good luck playing the “success through dim lighting” card. You don’t look like porcelain, you look crusty. If you can’t tan, don’t manufacture a layer of grainy fakeskin. Some guys like pale chicks.
Acceptable Alternative:
Skin cream. Or, your actual face. The foundation’s not better than nothing.
Pets as Accessories
Living. Creatures. Are. Not. Accessories. While I appreciate, on some level, the pimping out of an otherwise evolutionary abomination into some kind of social use, this is a problem. You have no idea of the statements you make when you walk around with these fashion rats, or the thoughts that go through every guy’s mind. Images of fur and bow ties in a mulcher, or my personal favorite daytime fantasy, a bit of art I call “kicking of a dog through uprights.” We hate your dog, and we hate you.
Acceptable Alternatives:
Treating an animal like the companion it is. Get a real pet or walk alone.
High Belts
There’s beauty in proportion, and nothing messes with that more than a blatant misplacing of a standard item. If you’re willing to constrict your ribs, do us all a favor and wear a corset. At least it’ll make your boobs look good.
Acceptable Alternative:
A normal waist belt, if you need it at all. No stupidly thick belts, either.
* * *
I suppose Paris Hilton is to blame for much of the kind of shite we see every day. I think it’s time women got over her and her irritating style, and started using fashion for what it was meant to do - make women look hot.
Honourable mentions, thanks to comments:
Crocs - Indeed, fucking hideous. Unfortunately, it’s a bit unfair to pin these on girls, since guys wear them too, but they do know how to kill hotness with them.
Ugz (Uggs) boots - The name is as ugly as the boots themselves. Just what guys always wanted, right? Furry legs. Great.
And, for more excessive foundation, check out this pic of Cindy McCain (gah)
I had removed Capris, but I guess they did belong:
nj said
as a man, i’ll tell you the giant sunglasses is correct. high belt is incorrect, because i wouldn’t even notice you’re wearing it. excessive foundation can be hot. the cheek piercing is kind of lame, but i rarely see it.
those gladiator sandals are pretty awful, i’ll tell you that much.
Jim Jones said
Ewww that cheek piercing is no doubt one big turn off.
JT
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Ryan said
Where’s the capri pants listed on here. Those pants that go down to the shins. Those are terrible!
taidan said
Good list! The giant sunglasses trend is one I’ll never understand. A lot of the glasses women wear these days used to be something no one but grandmas touched. Now…fashion!
Tom said
agreed. i would add short hair. like manly short hair where you then gel up the sides. long hair, medium hair, maybe a cool bob if your young enough to pull off that skater chick thing. cheers. my wife uses some all natural foundation thing that i dont mind, pancake face gotta go tho.
Dave said
One pet-hate of mine is those baggy tops that go tight around the waist, making it look like the wearer has a muffin-belly, regardless of weather she has or not. Often worn in combination with the high belt. Stop wearing sacks girls!
Yasser said
The excessive foundation and the cheek piercing are the only things that would bother me. Specially the excessive foundation…
Snackdrag said
Don’t forget TIT curtains, those dresses that just hang from the shoulders or breasts and show absolutely ZERO curves.
Chris said
x10 to Ryan w/ the Capri pants comment.
Those things are the WORST.
Barbara said
I’d have to say this is a great list. UGGS should definitely be added. I know countless numbers of guys that just hate how girls wear them.
Excessive/not blended foundation is DEF a pet peeve of mine! Great post.
Barbara
sdasdfas said
You forgot high waisted pants! Hello mom jeans?? Only ana girls can sorta wear them, and even then it looks like they have a mile long vagina.
Pat said
I personally love the cheek piercings. so hot
Ian said
Don’t forget Ugg boots. Those things are hideous, with very few exceptions. This is especially true when girls wear skirts with them. They look like porno-eskimo girls. Not attractive.
Joe said
I would have to say that excessively sized sunglasses are probably the worst of the above. When people wear these I immediately think “Vain, rich little daddy’s girl”
Oh and those weird little vest things that girls wear that go only around their boobs. Yeah, High fashion right there.
eric said
so there are also things in these pictures that arent mentioned as things guys hate…that effin hideous scarf on the big glasses woman, those ugly shoes on the girl with the high belt…as i am typing this i am simultaneously questioning my sexuality because i noticed these things.
Trent said
There is also the “curtain” shirts… god.. when are those going out of style! When I see that, I think “fat chick”.
Ben said
Nose rings. I can bare nose studs, but nose rings remind me of cows.
Jillian said
Very hilarious…and true…excessive foundation is never hot. you’re crazy to think so.
shocker said
add the following:
dresses/skirts with pants on under them
extremely high waisted pants/shorts
short sweaters that come just below the breasts
puffy tops/dresses the are tight at bottom (they give you the shape of captain caveman)
Ferb said
The high belt looks as if you are hiding small breasts and wide hips. The as could be flat or flabby but with this proportion blower we know you are out to conceal. It looks lame and little girlish, in a bad way. Lisa Kudrow is not pretty, don’t imitate her dumpy look!
TheDega said
You are most definitely correct about the HUGE sunglasses. Why anyone would think that those would look good is beyond me. That fashion trend cannot go away soon enough.
derp said
@dave
maddox had a great little diatribe about those. He called them “tit curtains.” Epic.
threefiveo125go said
This article pretty much describes every hipster girl and every fashion/accessory associated with them.
Paul said
Another really bad turn-off is the sloppy-as-a-fashion-statement look. This seems to be highly prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Personally, I think it is simply a weak cover for being a slob.
joe said
your top 5 suck
Tom said
Well I can tell you based on that picture of the belt is this. The body is not proportioned enough to use a belt that is that wide. On top of that, the belt doesn’t go with everything (look at the dress she is using).
The belt is supposed to give the look of long legs and big boobs. But when you have no boob to begin with wearing the wrong belt and an unflattering dress. Just because you found a picture of someone who doesn’t look good at all doesn’t mean the high belt is horrible to guys. If anything it’s an extra handle
chris said
…don’t forget those awful dresses that are just best described as “tit curtains”….because they look like curtains! Its a tube-shaped piece of drape material that just hangs there, and just seems to be incapable of flattering even the most beautiful body shape- let alone the ones more in need of flattering.
Real Guy said
Those are good. I’ve never liked those “chip clips” in the hair. That’s not fashion. It would be better to just pull it all back with a rubberband. Also, ditch the pencil thin eyebrows. Yuk. Pamela Anderson’s eyebrows have gone from nice and sexy to cheap and trashy.
Peace Out.
Gabe said
Too be correct that “cheek piercing” is considered a lip piercing, a monroe to be exact. A cheek piercing is ware your dimples are.
Malcolm Bastien said
Hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it.
And that’s 5 for 5 ladies and gentlemen!
Ron said
Facial peircings and tongue piercings make you look like a friggin circus freak, as does excessive tattooing. It’s not hot. Period. Not. Hot.
Although I don’t like the bug-eye sunglasses, those here claiming “those glasses women wear these days” apparently are unfamiliar with Audrey Hepburn, wearing them fifty years ago.
And capri pants… what the hell, when they aren’t in style, people laugh at them and call them “highwater pants.”
Gotta give props to the muffin-top thing, too.
nick said
#1 on my list is when a girl plucks out all her eyebrow hair and then draws a new brow back in with a pencil (usually halfway up her forehead). I’d rather see all five combined on the same girl than those brows.
nick said
^^^ I’d rather see all five [items on your list] combined on the same girl than those brows.
nick said
Oops: I’d rather see all five [styles on your list] combined on the same girl than those brows.
voyvf said
Excessive foundation is never hot. Though IMHO, most women look way better without any makeup. (Pale isn’t bad at all, either.)
The Pet-as-accessory - whenever I see someone carrying around a dog or cat, I always wind up thinking, “Hey, at least they brought their own lunch.”
scott said
I would also like to add POINTED shoes, thank you
Someguy said
Monroes, or what you’ve labeled as a cheek piercing (the piercing is actually the upper lip area) are super hot. Although I will agree with the distaste for the pointed piercing. Diamonds, or steel is way better.
Other than that, this list is dead on.
Replace the piercing with those hideous ugg boots, or girls who tuck their pants into their boots.
Ron said
I think it might be funny to see how all of our fashion critic guys here dress, on the other hand. I bet women would have a few things to say about that… lol
PerryD said
Giant fingernails. Nothing says, ‘I won’t be touching any part of your body’ like fingernails that look as though they were designed to scoop salsa out of a bowl. Negative bonus points if they have been decorated in any way.
dan said
what about bermuda shorts? I hate those things. different than capris, but just as hideous.
http://christineclothing.com/images/Bermuda%20Shorts.jpg
I also hate those stupid baggy shirts that are in style.
http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/14869515_32_b?detailmain
paul said
What - no tramp stamp - because they make you look like, well, a tramp.
Dan said
You hit the nail on the head. I hate all of these. Especially the glasses and the belts.
Ace said
First off the facial piercing is called a “monroe” in homage to Marilyn Monroe’s beauty mark. It’s not that bad of a piercing and WAY more attractive that an eyebrow or lip ring unless you’re 15 years old and think that the girl working the counter at Hot Topic is cute.
bobby said
SKORTS.
friedbeef said
too true..i esp agree with the belts..
Jason Louv said
You are 100% right about all of these.
i know fashion said
okkkk u freakin losers living in the middle of Nebraska, sitting around commenting…you guys dont know jack! its called a trend!
big glasses rock!
uggs rule! summer its flip-flops and winter its uggs (guys…guys…this footwear is as close as we can get to being comfy and fashionable!) ewww…its better than wearing ugly. white. tennis shoes…or cross trainers! ewwww.
oh and i have a lip piercing…no complaints from the boys yet!
asus2000 said
Ever notice how women all follow each other like sheep? Whatever the trend calls for… (Interracial as an accessory is the current trend, it’ll be ‘out’ soon again.)
Kevin Pope said
You left out over the top fingernails that stray into claws. Nothing will eliminate any sense of a women being tender or gentle than having Wolverine claws.
http://cathcath.com/?p=2908
With these to twist The Beatles “I DON’T want to hold your hand”!
Sam said
Maybe girls should just wake up to THEIR OWN BODIES for once and then they’d realize that not ALL “fashion trends” are/were made for their body. Pretty easy to shop and be cute if you know your body and actually look at the clothes you are buying before you buy them.
diego said
my god .. my girlfriend was sitting right next to me when this page came up .. and she was formerly guilty of ALL FIVE of these. thank god I’ve shown her the light. it was a nice opportunity to say “i told you so”
Sam said
I would add leg warmers. Who the hell invented those?! If you want to keep your legs warm, wear some damn pants.
poopee said
the tit-curtains people are referring to - are those the baggy things that are often worn with tights nowadays?
i don’t like that look. no.
low-rise jeans also look bad on like, 80% of the population. this includes skinny people.
Kev said
Years ago when I was a younger idiot I thought that tattoos sometimes looked hot on women. I guess back then not that many women HAD tattoos so, it was pretty unique. Now, you got the facial piercing, tattooed freakazoids out there. A cute little rose or butterfly on your butt or ankle. That’s kinda cute. But, the big tribal handlebars across your ass? Nothing else says: “WHORE” quite like that does. Quit being trashy and try to be a woman. You know why guys like Latinas from South America? Because they are 100% woman. They act like women. They dress like women. They enjoy their femininity. I think women should quit trying to act and dress like men. I want a woman. A real woman. Who acts and dresses like a woman and is proud to show off her beautiful body in an elegant and feminine dress.
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Jacob said
i don’t know if anyone else said this already, but whenever i see a girl with big sunglasses, i just assume they’re ugly, since there is no other reason to hide that much of one’s face. uggs, on the other hand…hot. haha
Dan said
Hmm…
In Japan we’ve got girls and guys that wear boots with a pointy toe. Makes them look like the keebler elf.
Now it’s switching to “warrior princess” sandals with lots of straps.
The bug glasses are everywhere here too. Seriously - Japan is where all these atrocities come from.
Greg said
Oh man, true, true, true. In Bangkok, where I live, the high-society models that prance around like stick insects are recognizable from miles away by their ridiculous oversized sunglasses. ‘Douche-windows’ we call them.
Tit Curtain Hater said
“#Snackdrag said
Don’t forget TIT curtains, those dresses that just hang from the shoulders or breasts and show absolutely ZERO curves.”
AGREED! I have to do the ‘are you fat?’ poke when chicks wear the tit curtains.
Dan said
PS: Kev, what’s wrong with tramp stamps?
Seriously - everyone wants to get laid, some are just more honest about it.
FashionLvr said
I agree with all of them, except the belts (sometimes). Let me explain. Some fashion guru lied to women and told them that a belt at the waist pulls you in to give you an hour glass figure. However, this only works if you have an hour glass figure already (which most women don’t). The woman in the picture, for example, never had a defined waist (or boobs) and by wearing the belt only emphasizes her box figure.
High waited pencil skirts are cute (only if you have an hourglass figure or at least a nice butt). But other than that this list is dead on.
Face piercings look like pimples.
Can we also add hooker eyeshadow/false lashes to the list as a sister trend to the heavy foundation?
KJ said
Gaucho pants…the only thing uglier than capris….if I wanted my wife to wear a burlap sack, I would just buy her one.
irspariah said
Looking like an idiot is the easiest thing in the world to do. The reason people do it is because they don’t have a clue how to look like some runway model. In order to capitalize on stupid, dorky, grotesque or whatever, it gets declared “trendy” and voila–now you have 95%+ being able to participate. Fashion designers aren’t stupid. They know most people can’t cut it, so they create this pseudo culture of dorkism where now everyone can participate, piss away all their money, and let them think they’re cool. IDIOTS!
gordon said
All I gotta say is: “Tights are NOT pants!”
Kev said
Dan: nothing wrong with it if that’s the type of thing you’re in to. I personally like beautiful, feminine looking women. You can keep all the porn stars from the valley. They’re all yours brother.
gordon said
Oh and those stupid puffy fashion dresses. FUGLEEE!
Tan The Man said
God I hat Uggs…
Too Right! said
All these things are crap to guys, the guy could tell the chick he hates these things but she’s not trying to impress him, shes competing with all the other girls. So if your girl is sporting any of this crap, you’ll just have to wear it until the phase drops off.
Matt said
The big glasses make me think “Nancy Regan” which is defiantly not attractive.
Jay said
skorts - those are the worst, it looks like a nice skirt but then there are shorts underneath.
Tyler said
The Cindy McCain Pic is a bit unfair… that’s probably TV makeup, which has to be overdone so the superbright lights doesn’t washout your face and make you look like a vampire.
Derick said
I’m still trying to figure out girls who wear knee length fuzzy boots with shorts.
THEY
LOOK
FUCKING
RETARDED.
tom said
nice list
Mag said
I totally agree with most of the stuff said (in the original post and all of the follow-up posts)…even though I have to admit that I have been guilty of some of these
I think the major issue that is not being addressed here is the crazy pressure put on women (and men too) to look a certain way, dress a certain way, etc. I think “8 year-old boy body” should be added to the list (who wants a girl that looks like a little boy…no priest jokes please…)!
chort said
The giant sunglasses are an abomination to all human-kind. I will never understand why anyone thinks those saucers look good.
Excessive make-up of any kind, high belts, uggs, capris (holy crap, won’t they just DIE already?), and especially those stupid new shirts that are narrow at the top, flare around the middle, and go snug on the waist… those are dreadful. They make you look like a giant freakin pear. Unlike the actual fruit, I do not want to eat you if you look like that.
VBDon said
Actually, any piercing other than a single earring pierce is ugly. How about mentioning tatoos? I’ve never seen an attractive one, especially after they’ve aged a few years (the only colors that remain are black and blue).
Jordan said
i just thought of one..
the leggings look under dresses.. or under shorts, etc.. makes it look like they just went jogging.. or just dont want to shave.. example:
http://www.boutiquetoyou.com/v/vspfiles/V4_Backup/skins/default/en/images/leggings_celebs.jpg
Skyler said
Black women with the heavy purple lipstick is ridiculous.
Also girls who tease all there hair into a full rat’s nest.
Pork n Beans said
Hair Bun’s..all I gotta say!
John McGregor said
You forgot one of the biggest things men hate in women: Bitching. Incessant, unproductive griping and criticism for the sake of criticism. Trying to be aloof by knocking other people down.
This blog post is a supreme example of that.
MIke said
Tongue piercings. Nothing says “I’m an insecure attention seeker” faster than a girl with a tongue stud who ‘accidentally’ shows it to you 45 times a minute.
Peejay said
I would take the capris off the list and replace the capris with those really pointy shoes that are supposedly trendy. They’re expensive as hell so I know she’s bad with money; they’re bad for her feet; and she can’t run in them. Now those Columbian girls… they can run in high heels, which I love. But the pointy toes shoes are only for the ignorant.
Ashley said
I can’t believe no one has mentioned the pompadore hair. You know, the little bump of hair girls create on the top of their heads. It looks stupid, especially if it’s really small.
Eric said
Right on with all! Definitely with the big sunglasses
Jason said
I can’t be the only one that thinks scarlet-red lipstick looks bad. And I mean it looks bad on every woman, no matter how attractive. Lighter shades of red are acceptable and darker shades can work in some cases but are still risky.
Scott said
All of those pale in comparison to the horror that is high waistband jeans.
julie said
Ok, most of you have no style.
Big belts are very in fashion - basically any belt around the waist is in fashion.
high skirts that go above the hips are in style (the “showing your ass crack” low pants are out).
Big sunglasses are still in. Now we don’t want grammy’s sunnies, but a nice pair of D&G, Pradas, or Marc Jacobs are in style.
Pants tucked into the boots - In style
Small vests - In style
Leave your facial pericings and pets at home. That is not style. That’s trash.
alex said
you… do realize that plenty of women don’t give a damn what you guys think. Right? Because contrary to what grocery aisle rag racks tell you, there are women who are perfectly happy with how they look and don’t get up every morning going, “oh boy! how can i please men with my appearance today?”
I’m especially pointing this out for the benefit of dudes who think it’s cool to stare with their mouth partially open (and a teensy bit of drool spilling out) or otherwise commenting about a girl’s physique. This isn’t for you.
A female said
Excessive Foundation- Stupid, stupid, stupid. If you want to cover up your imperfections do it in a way that isn’t obvious.
Cheek Piercing- The picture shown is a lip piercing. Actual cheek piercings look ridiculous; a Monroe (shown in the pic) suits some already good looking people.
Pets as Accessories- If the pet is healthy and the chick has her mind screwed on properly, then adding a bow to your pet every now and then isn’t bad. But a bow isn’t a whole suit, jewelery, and a bag as a home.
High Belts- I just find this uncomfortable :\
Ugz- For inside the home on a cold day!
Capris- I don’t mind these, as long as they frame you properly. Those DO exist!
ross said
this list was 2 big things in my opinion.
1. pirate pants
2. wearing a skirt over jeans
3. uggs
i don’t mind big sun glasses, but i am with you one the rest.
DESIGNER HAN SOLO said
THE ONLY TIME I HIT LEIA WAS WHEN SHE WORE CAPRI PANTS. LooL361
David said
I think you missed one very important style. The front hair poof.
As seen on Gwen Stefani
http://bryandowning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/people_gwen_stefani.JPG
Terence Osterby said
Yet you must admit none of these are quite as bad as when women put themselves under the knife to get that scarred disproportionate figure every guy loves (by which I mean abhors).
Matt said
Stupid high waisted pants and shorts. they are making a come back and they are trendy and awful.
Katrina said
Snackdrag is so correct that it hurts; the correct term is empire waists (apparently it was frowned upon for women to not constantly appear to be hiding a pregnancy in the victorian era)
Snackdrag said
Don’t forget TIT curtains, those dresses that just hang from the shoulders or breasts and show absolutely ZERO curves.
Mark said
Freaking PLASTIC BRA STRAPS! What is up with that? It looks like she stole Barbie’s underwear.
Foundation said
Heavy foundation was always a turnoff … I, and most other guys who don’t want a trophy wife, prefer the natural look.
Great call on the oversized glasses, yuck!
How about adding some trashy things like g-string showing over the belt line.
Mai said
Girls who wear combat boots are hot, even if they tuck their jeans in to them. Uggs, on the other hand, are atrocious.
Waist-belts are pretty disgusting as well..Corsets are much more attractive.
Price said
some sunglasses: http://www.salidzini.lv/search.php?q=Sunglasses
Cynical said
Anyone here know what a hasty generalization is?
Go back to school.
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kevin said
Don’t forget the most recent spate of the Banana Republic long shirts. Ladies, they make you look pregnant. Perhaps a tactic to keep men away?
Nightshade said
You can’t forget the heavy eyeshadow — especially blue and purple. It can make even the sexiest of eyes just look downright silly.
Rick said
ITS LIKE YOUR INSIDE MY HEAD! YOUR RIGHT ABOUT THEM ALL!
Dyke said
I’m a lesbian and I agree with all of these.
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Nos said
That chick with sunglasses took that picture WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING!!!!
I wonder why they say women are terrible drivers…
Lucas said
Pointy shoes and big sunglasses
Yes said
Bug sunglasses: gross.
Capris: gross.
Pimple piercing: gross
Uggs: comfort only.
High-waisted pants: tall butt
Super pointy shoes are gross, but slightly pointy, slightly rounded are cute on girls.
Red lipstick: super hot.
Waist belts: cute.
Naz said
spot on with the uggs boots and large sunnies! I SERIOUSLY hate any chicks with those
Philo said
I have never met a guy that liked empire waists (”Tit curtains”) - personally I think they look like maternity wear.
Julie said:
>Ok, most of you have no style.
[shrug] Who are you wearing the clothes for? If you’re following “style” it also follows you’re wearing to impress *somebody* (otherwise you’d be wearing sweats). So if you want to look good for someone - who? Your friends? The other girls on the street who judge a perfect stranger by what she wears?
Guys dress to impress for one reason - to impress women. Maybe you need to ask yourself what the practical reason is for buying that $1200 handbag.
Melancholy Korean said
Like the list, but have to disagree with the belt comment. Belts with dresses can be very nice:
http://www.melancholykorean.com/fashion-diary/2008/6/27/belts-and-dresses-new-york.html
Kyle said
the first two were dead on! (cheek piercing and sunglasses) i dont care about the others as much…
… add this one…
Girls who draw on their eyebrows.. or have those extremely thin over-waxed eyebrows.
Foster Foskin said
Never mind ratty fashion statements. Women need to learn only 8 words to please men:
Stay thin, long hair, sex anytime, shut up
Zakul said
Yeah, I TOTALLY agree with Kyle and the eyebrow thing.
Amelia said
In order for that to be a cheek piercing it would have to be…in the cheek. I know human anatomy can be hard, but the cheek is generally located on the side of the face. If you like it or not, it doesn’t matter, but a cheek piercing is something completely different, and they do exist. The piercing above is called a Munroe, and is a type of lip piercing.
diana said
leggins.
especially the ones that end ten inches above your ankles. and cream, patterned coloured ones. they make your legs look way shorter than they actually are, pale and dimply. why would you want that?
Russ said
The big sunglasses make it look like they are covering up a black eye they got from doing one of the other top faux pas.
Carl said
on a hot girl:
cheek piercing= unnecessary but maybe a sorta hot
giant sunglasses= funny in a cute way
excessive foundation=club girl, which can be super hot in the right setting
pet accessory= flat out turn off, although owning pets is a good thing
hi belt= pretty much everything you do is going to make you look a certain degree of hot.
on a ugly or fat girl:
cheek piercing=lame
Giant sunglasses= i can’t see you and im happy about it
excessive foundation= stop highlighting your worst qualities
pet accessory=flat out turn off, although owing pets is a good thing
high belt= don’t show off your muffin top
moral of the story: know your strengths. If you are hot, you can wear pretty much anything and guys will like it. if you are fat, lose weight(its easier than you think, keep the eyes on the prize). if you arn’t really that good looking, you should look inside yourself for what strengths you do possess and exaggerate those instead of the ones you think you are “supposed” to have. its not about being mean, these are facts of life
championchap said
Taking the fringe and clipping it back. Directly back.
Leaving the rest of their hair to hand streight.. but the frings is scraped back.
I know pleanty that do that, it looks ridiculous.
wellooo said
maddox’ best page of the universe had a better article on this, and it’s written by a guy
sawtooth said
I hate when a bitch is dressed all hot, but isn’t ready to put out. That said, I don’t really *mind* the stuff on this list…well except the foundation..that’s gotta go.
ninjainabikersvest said
You whores need Jesus.
the dude said
Don’t forget the chunky chick fashion statement - the decorative curtain blouse. The shit that looks like a tablecloth or some silk drape that simply hangs everywhere. The designs on those are pretty indicative of what they look like too. Maybe a plain color one would work, but I see that and I think, oh, under that toga of a blouse, she’s pretty fat.
Disgusted said
As a woman reading this, I agree with the actual list and even some of the comments. But the vulgar way everyone is presenting their comments just makes everyone seem like jerks.
“Stay thin, long hair, sex anytime, shut up”
Really?
Really?
If that’s how you expect women to be, good luck finding one buddy. It’s NEVER (and will never be) attractive to a woman for a man to talk about how a she needs to be submissive to be hot.
And P.S.
A empire waist starts under the boobs and shows them off very well. The “tit-curtain” everyone is referring to is actually called a trapeze dress/shirt.
statementsoffashion said
I can’t stand big sunglasses either. I don’t understand why they are still trendy!
powermeat said
dont forget those shirts that look like maternity dresses
Tobester said
There’s only one word for ugly, unsexy turnoff footwear: Birkenstocks!
Nick said
WOW! i totally agree withe everything here. Althouh, I think UGGS should have their own spot, not just an honorable mention, i was still glad they were mentioned. Capris, also a good last minute mention. I immediately went into this thinking Big sunglasses, Capris, Uggs.
NYC said
nose rings are for filthy indian bitches, nothing screams no class like a nose piercing.
Matt said
How about that stupid Jenny McCarthy point on the sides cut way up in the backhaircut. It makes women look like a social climbing superbitches or a creature from Alien.
PhiLLy in DaLLaS said
Don’t agree with the cheek piercing, I happen to find it very sexy and on a girl with a small waist the high belt can be sexy too, I agree on the rest….And NOBODY should be wearing crocs, those things should be banned everywhere.
Steve said
Big belt isn’t the greatest fashion sin. I don’t think most guys would notice. Now pancaked face art and capri pants together… that is something only John Waters could really love.
Earthworm said
Uggh, I live in San Francisco where i see GUYS wearing capris all the time! WTF??? (Maybe if I was gay I wouldn’t think twice about it, but since I’m straight, I always wonder in dumb awe)
jeff said
another vote for adding the maternity dress blouses to the list. Those things are horrid.
You could be the hottest girl in the world… put one of those on and you just look pregnant.
Big turnoff!
test said
ridiculously pointy shoes, ass crack pants, gliter make up, too glossy lipstick, spandex, day-glo, stripper heels, dyed hair of any kind, dark roots, bleached hair, buzzed hair, worn out clothes of any kind, sequens, mini skirts, high boots with mini skirts, skin tight gym wear, makeup at the gym, tramp stamp (tattoos). I could go on and on. LOL
Brian said
What about those nasty little slipper “flats” that sparkle that all of the girls wear. When you go out, you should wear shoes, no little pieces of fabric sewn to a piece of cardboard. And the fact that those “things” cost more than men’s shoes is ridiculous.
JSomething said
You have to be careful with the Mrs. McCain picture because ridiculously excessive makeup is required for TV appearances to reduce shiney faces
soothsayer said
These are all true. Also terrible- leggings worn beneath a skirt. What the hell is that?
susan said
I agree with the list. I’d add gaucho pants to it too. barf.
s said
What’s wrong with a pair of big sunglasses? They look cool. Denial of this sunglass is totally based on American suburban white people’s aesthetic which generally encourages homogenization and mediocrity.
The sunglasses has been around since Mick Jagger and Keith Richards back in 60s and through out the 70s. Actually, most of the bad aesthetics and fashion victims are byproduct of the 80s and 90s.
I agree with the rest of the list.
DonkeyClown said
#1 as always are those god awful skorts! Ugly as crap and everyone knows it’s a cop out. Wear the shorts like you want to and stop trying to fool everyone.
keirah said
lets add girls who wear dainty little dresses with BIG UGLY MAN-GLADIATOR SANDALS.
Bort said
Denim skirts. There’s nothing as loose and flowing as denim.
But, then again, I like the high belt.
gaberockka said
Capri’s, Ugs, and Cheek Piercings…I so agree
BeyondRandom said
Couldnt agree more!
Nice List!
Mike said
The tiny vest is the most ridiculous item of clothing. There’s no question about it.
Ian said
@Scott -> Ditto on the pointy shoes. They are getting so ridiculously pointy now that they look like they will soon start curling up to become elf shoes.
Lee said
The piercing is actually a monroe piercing (guess who created that one).
PISSED said
NOT CHEEK PIERCING!!! ITS ON HER FUCKING LIP! STOP CALLING IT THAT!
newman said
women with hideous, malfomed feet should not wear open shoes
Mike Hunt said
Cindy McCain has SIDEBURNS!
Check the pic.
John is fucking a man, just like in the Nam camps.
reb said
Even I, a woman, agrees with everything on this list! Except for those empire waist shirts.. they accentuate your breasts, and not all of them have HUGE bottoms. Other than that, yeah.
Abbi said
I’d love to hear the trends that women hate for men? I did some for my blog awhile ago:
· Any kind of unwashedness: Being a little scruffy can be sexy. Think Johnny Depp. But there is only one man who can make the homeless look work and that’s Bert McCracken. If you are not Bert McCracken, take a shower, clean your nails and put on some damned deodorant!
· Excessive jewellery: Nothing wrong with a watch and maybe some kind of interesting armband, even a ring… but bling is for gangster rappers.
· Long nails: Sorry just gives me the heebies.
· Running shoes: Unless you are running, running shoes look stupid. Buy a pair of Converse, they’re not very expensive, the last forever and they go with everything.
· Skinny jeans on most men: Skinny jeans look hot on William Beckett and Noel Fielding. That’s about it. If you are over 25 or not rake thin, then you’re probably better off with a more traditional fit.
· Trousers that sit too high or too low in the waist: A little bit of boxer waistband above the jeans can work but if your whole butt is hanging out, why not save money and not bother with the trousers. If you’ve got them pulled up high then you’re just going to look like Urkel or Simon Cowell and no one wants to sleep with either of them.
· Going shirtless on the subway: I don’t care how hot you are. If I have to wear my top so do you. This is especially true if you have bad tattoos or a lot of body hair.
· Short-sleeved collared shirts: It’s all a bit low-grade civil servant for me. It gets exponentially worse if you add a tie. Spring for the sleeves, go on, you know you want to!
Personally I dress like a cartoon character, I have tattoos and piercings (no monroe’s or tramp stamps). Both my male and female friends (who are quite normal and conventional) agree that I look quite odd in normal clothes. I think it’s all about personal style. If you can pull it off… wear it…
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Jamie said
keffiyehs and leggings
Seasonal Lust said
you must add to your list: shirts/dresses that make girls look pregnant. Its a big trend to wear those big puffy tops and dresses and us girls love them, but our male counterparts don’t seem so pleased when they see a girl look like she’s 2 months preggers.
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Sarah said
I agree with this list except for the following:
Big sunglasses- Sure they’re in style now, but they do have a function: they keep the sun out! And for curvy, round-faced girls like me, they look really cute if they’re not humongous.
Wide belt- The wide belt look is necessary for those who are not blessed with an hourglass shape, they create the illusion of a waist, if not emphasize it. Look up a picture of Scarlett Johanssen wearing one and you’ll see what I mean. Your example photograph is pretty much horrible as that dress is hideous and that girl is stick thin…it just doesn’t work!
Rachel said
That “cheek piercing” is called a Monroe, you fucking moron. if you’re going to criticize something, do it properly and know what you’re dissing.
Meggz said
Sorry, but what you call a “cheek piercing” is a monroe/madonna, and while mainstream fashion (read: you and the readers of your little blog) may not like it, many of the people who get them are not attempting to appeal to the Abercrombie-wearing set of guys, who many of us alternative chicks view as unfashionable.
Zac said
Quite frankly none of those things are bad at all, all par the sandals, but sandals don’t look on either sex, and pet accessories hardly count, most guys, i would hope, realise that it’s the person who you’re looking at not their pet. is this a mick take or did some upper class snob write it?
Chris said
Well, I’m gonna have to say a lot of this is very cultural. I *love* pierced tongues, and eyebrows (not sure about the cheek, that just seems funny). And, I love capris. And, I love those big glasses, I think they do give a girl a kind of rich spoiled bitch look, and I *like* that look.
OTOH, foundation I find really bizarre and sad, but I grew up in Berkeley, CA, where piercings are very common, and pancake makeup is not.
Part of fashion is that you get used to certain things. I think when I first saw piercings, I had a certain reaction, and now I have a different reaction. They’ve become semi-normal, but daring enough to be sexy. But that’s in a context of (a) Northern California coastal culture; (b) the kinds of girls I like. For a nice, “sweet” girl (my type), to still want a piercing, around here, is not that risque, but it *hints* at things that are… interesting. Again, those hints might totally be off base in another region. Even over the hill in Contra Costa County, these things would be read totally differently.
So while everyone seems so sure that “bug glasses ARE _____”, and “capris ARE _______”, for me it seems very culturally coded. And most women are REAL good at coding these things to attract the type of men they are interested in.
Matt said
Under most circumstances the only piercings that I would find attractive on a girl are ear piercings (not too many,) belly button piercings, and MAYBE a nose piercing.
The big sunglasses: sometimes they are O.K… Depends on the girl.(but those ones in the picture were waaaay too big.)
Too much foundation: Spend more time on getting the blemishes off of your natural skin. I would much rather see a good looking girl with a pimple or two than a walking cosmetics store.
Pets as accessories: Pets are awesome… but they are there to be your friends, you aren’t supposed to use them. Would your friends appreciate it if you were using them just for your own good? Think about it. (Also, let the pets walk by themselves… geeze.)
Belts above the waist: They can be cute at times; they also can help show a girls curves when she is wearing a dress or shirt that might not otherwise.
Capris: Whatever. I feel like they are more for little girls and old women… but I don’t mind them.
Crocs: Hotness-Killers for sure. Maybe when you are lounging around the house… but not out on the street please.
Uggz: From what I hear they are really comfortable… I don’t really mind them but it seems that girls just buy them because they are “in”
To Girls:
#1 I’m sure you are beautiful without makeup; that’s how I like girls. Makeup ruins it.
#2 Don’t bother buying stuff just because it is “in.” No need to spend hundreds of dollars just to look like every other girl.
#3 Wear whatever you want to wear (usually this means whatever is most comfortable.) I would suggest not wearing sweatshirts and pants every day though. Wear what you want, but show that you care about your appearance to guys because even if a guy does like you, he will be ready to open up sooner if he feels that he isn’t the only one crushing on you. (I know… it is weird, but so far to me it seems true.)
#4 Look good, but be yourself doing it. Every girl is beautiful; they just have to find the right way to display their beauty.
Go get em girls. I hope this helped.
Krista said
Wow, I was really surprised to read the comments and see they were mostly guys. I mean, yeah, I agree with everything on the list, but it kind of shocked me to see the comments being mostly guys.
Bersako said
Man.
Crocs suck.
Stephanie said
Its not called a cheek piercing.
Its called either a monroe or a madonna,
depending on what side of your face you get it on.
And your making it out to be like theres no specific spot that you get them on,
There is a specified place where you put them on your face.
Tay said
Ok boys, while I DO agree with all of the trends on this list, and am only guilty of the giant sunglasses (for health reasons right?)
Remember: girls aren’t wearing this shit for you. They’re trying to repel doobers like you boys that wear things like Axe, zip-off pants and button up plaid shirts.
Jordi_Napalm said
uhm, thats a monroe piercing, not a cheek piercing… cheek piercings go where you dimples are.
Chris said
yea, lindsey lohan and paris hilton should not be setting the style trend. tramp stamps are completely unnattractive tho, its been said before, but why ruin a good thing with a picture of something else? no guy cares about your tribal influence when he’s staring at your fine rear. its like putting a bumper sticker on a maserati.
and right on matt..
i hear crocs are comfortable, but so are my boxers… and i don’t where them on the street or to dates. crocs are good work shoes or garden shoes…
kylie said
it’s a monroe, not a cheek piercing. it’s over done these days and there are tons of people who should not have it that do. however some people really look good with it, and most likely if someone has it done, the type of guy they want will like it.
as for the big sunglasses… I liked them for a bit, and tey are flattering on some people. you just need to find the right shape for yur face. however I’m ready to be over them but they’re all you can find in stores. how can I not follow the trend and still protect my eyes?
I don’t wear foundation, some people are good at applying it but there are way too many people who go overboard!
as for the pets, yes, it’s a turn off. however my cat if my life. I ake him on bike rides and to the pet store. if a guy doesn’ like it he’s no the one for me. I have a strong love of animals and it’s his problem if he can’t deal with it.
the belts can be VERY flattering on the right person… the one you picked? no. FYI, that IS your waist. where pants sit today is the hips. belting things at the waist gives the hourglass figure
http://www.styleitless.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/windowslivewritermadonnasgraybelteddressforlessthan50-13afemadonna-gray-dress-forless-calvin-klein-thumb.jpg
rather than a certain trend, I am more disgusted by ill fitting clothing. people who buy smalls that should be in larges. it looks horrible, and you’re not fooling anyone. just because you buy a small doesn’t mean you are a small.
Steve said
you suck kylie.
and so do monroes.
Steve said
meggz sucks too
Girl said
Not everything we do is to impress men. We will dress however the hell we want to whether you like it or not.
Meggz said
thanks for the intelligent comment Steve - I’m glad you think I “suck” because if you’re turned off by the fact that I defended monroe piercings (didn’t even say I had one, though I’ve got some piercings), clearly my piercing’s doing it’s job by repelling guys I wouldn’t want in the first place (namely you).
Jessica said
I like little studs on noses, the occasional lip piercing.. But anything else (facial-wise) I’m not terribly crazy for… One facial piercing per person, though.
For me, it depends on the sunglasses. I like some of the big sunglasses.. The one in the picture above is too big for my taste, though.
Excess amounts of any kind of makeup just isn’t pretty. One of my (former) friends teased me to death because I didn’t wear makeup and look like a freakin Barbie like she did. Oh well. I don’t like makeup that much, especially a lot of it on one person.
I love pets, but if you’re only going to get one as an accessory then that’s kinda pathetic.
Gigantic or really high belts? Never liked ‘em. I mean, I’m guilty of liking a bunch of trends… But this one? Heck no.
Jessica said
Oh, I forgot to add.
UGGS ARE GROSS! I don’t care if everyone wears them! They are not attractive!
Charlotte said
High belts are actually very useful, especially for larger women. They put focus on the thinnest part of your body and actually do make your boobs look good. Of course, this pretty much only applies to dresses.
And unless you are completely lame and/or white trash, DO NOT get eyebrow piercings. You might as well be drinking beer, muddin’ and listening to Nickelback.
And nose studs make girls look really really dumb.
Jesus, learn more about fashion before you make a website about it.
Sammy Jane said
i never realized just how shallow most of humanity is. most girls out there have a message for you guys out there: WE’RE NOT DRESSING THE WAY WE ARE FOR YOU! whether were following the latest trend or wearing sweatpants shouldn’t make any difference in your opinion of us. most girls wear what makes them feel good about themselves. if you want to get a nice girl, take the time to get to know the person who’s wearing the clothes. let people be who they want to be and look the way they want to look. everyone has fashion trends that they hate, i certainly do, but am i going to list them? no. my opinion doesn’t matter. your opinion of how i look doesn’t matter. how i feel about myself is what matters. and as for criticizing people for the placement and style of their clothing and acessories, did you ever consider that they were just un-educated about how different styles can flatter or ruin a body type? different things look better on different body types. and a message for the girls who do dress for guys to notice them, please stop. if you read the posts above, those are the kinds of guys you are attracting. shallow boys who dont understand that a girl is more than what she wears or how thin she is or how much money she can spend on clothes. im done with my rant on humanity for now, i hope some of the people on this page would just grow up and learn to accept people.
Elle said
This started off innocent enough, but your comments have exposed (most of) you as shallow jerks.
Do something productive with your time.
Angie said
i think its funny that all of the girls are saying that any of the guys know what their talking about !! this way they can still walk around thinking they look good !!hahaha i hate the big sunglasses i dont mind the “lip” piercing although i wouldn’t get one. everything else goes without saying.
Angie said
just to and dont think its all about us looking good. i think that guy NEED to stop with the pants hanging off their ass it just looks stupid!! the big and tall shirts when your 5foot dumb. the shorts that go down to your ankles the capris are way better then that!
kooldudegaurav said
Yups ,
That foundation thing may be OK to hide some UGLY spots….
Personally I would hate that high waist anything on females.and pet as companion stuff.
Any ways nice post.
http://kool-dude-gaurav.blogspot.com/
kathy said
I couldn’t belive it when i read this.i hate all theses styles but my husband likes them .It was nice to beable to show them other men don’t like them either.One other thing lets not forget the huge guady earings.Who wants to get caught in a womans earrings?
DISLEX said
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
Girl said
Well said, Sammy Jane.
kakka said
oh my god you americans are tacky!
josh said
these comments are hilarious. Half of things you tards are complaining about when out of fashion forever ago.
I bet half of you are viewing this webpage on a computer at your local library. The other half are probably waiting for their gaming network to go back online.
Say hi to everyone down at the VFW for me.
tricia said
the cheek piercing, its called a monroe. it looks hideous on 99% of the people who have it, but there is always that 1% that it looks awesome on.
Uggs are indeed hideous… but let me tell you they keep my feet very toasty in the snow. I bought them for function, not fashion.
Large sunglasses can be cute, but only if they are not too large and fit the face. that picture you used, that girl needs help selecting sunglasses.
the foundation picture, i was a lot more concerned about her eye shadow.
that poor dog.
Kar said
As someone with two X chromosomes, I agree with everyone. I will never understand the buggy sunglasses and titty curtains.
I sometimes sew and design my own clothes, so I can’t fathom why those tent-dresses are “attractive” (barf). Isn’t the purpose of fashion to flatter the human figure?
Oh, and to that girl whining about how all these were trendy: Trendy doesn’t equal aesthetic. Waist-high jeans were trendy once too, but they don’t look appealing.
kala said
How much is too much foundation though?
You’d rather see a greasy, zit covered face than a bit too much foundation but no grease or redness?
Jordi_Napalm said
so, “Jessica”. one facial piercing per person?
so that makes me fugz.
Lindsey said
Well first of all i would like to say that whoever posted this ‘fashion foe pas’ list is probably the guy that has been rejected by women that have any kind of fashion sense many,…. many times. Not that i think all the trends mentioned are great but i do think guys worry way to much if they are concerned enough about women’s mishaps in fashion to be completely repulsed by a girl because she wears certain sunglasses or she wears her belt in a less than favorable place. I mean, ok so too much makeup sucks, but she wants to look pretty for guys, yes we like to impress other girls too but arent we expected to dress up to par just so people don’t think we are trashy. Girls get called a rich daddy’s girl for wearing big sunglasses and a high belt, fat for wearing empire waist shirts (or ‘tit, curtains’), and we get accused of not putting enough effort into what we wear if we wear gym shorts and a t shirt. Boys… if you care so much then start a magazine telling women what YOU expect them to wear so they are good enough for you. Until then, good luck with being fags.
Kaitie said
Now I am not the trendiest or the most feminine chick ever. I sport tattoos on my back and ribs, but they mean something, not just something I thought was completely cool, but I have to agree with all 5 fashion styles. Whatever happened to being comfortable in your own skin and knowing yourself. I happen to think that the hottest women are the ones who aren’t afraid to be themselves. My body type is not conducive to the whole dresses thing, I am not built that way, but I do love wearing clothes that emphasize what little curves I have on occassion.
annie said
BIG SUNGLASSES ARE SEXY! GRANDMAS ARE SEXY! (but those ones in the pic are ugg cause u cant see her eyebrows)
Sam said
stumbleupon has disappointed me. a lot of these are lame fashions, but honestly, why the fuck is there an entire blog dedicated to ladies’ fashion missteps? is this a “tips on how to dress to please your man”? goddamn it’s like cosmo. not everything revolves around you. and ps what makes you better than the cheek pierced ladies who wear giant sunglasses and crocs? who are you?
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a female (rachel) said
as a girl, i must say… most girls do not, in fact, dress, “for the guys”. most females actually care more about what other females think about them as opposed to men. men are easy to please, fashion-wise. wear anything short, tight, or black and throw any cheap heels on and you can get guys to drool all over the tacky things. women, on the other hand… women do the fashion thing themselves as well. they know what it takes to make a cute outfit, what trends or styles are in, what looks flattering. they notice if a girl has nice hair or good skin tone. they are MUCH tougher critics. combine this with the fact that a womans’ biggest fear is having her image judged negatively, which is more likely if the judgment comes from another girl and you’ll realize that 1) you’re wrong, and 2) at least make a list that makes you seem somewhat informed on your subject. the only good thing on the list was the uggs and even then, eh. it’s been said.
Yo. said
The right girl can make any type of clothing look good if she knows what she’s doing.
Except Crocs and Uggz.
As for the foundation. Ew.
Yo. said
Also, Rachel. As a female, I can easily tell you 99.8% of what you said is wrong.
Men care about fashion. Most men that are like.. 16+ care how they dress and want their companion to dress accordingly.
Also, I think your biggest fear is being judge negatively.. It’s not mine.
And every girl who cares about her image dresses to impress. Whether it be guys or gals. Dressing like a slut for a guy and dressing to show a guy YOU are two different things. I pray you find someone who knows the difference. Your appearance says a lot about you. If you’re trying to impress a guy and go about it by looking like a slut, you’re going to get treated like one.
DasKatzechen said
Katrina- Did no one really catch her GLARING mistake? No one wore empire in the Victorian period! For the love of all things good! The Victorian period had the smallest waists in history, with the tightest corseting ever.
No one would be caught DEAD in an empire. I think you’re thinking of the Regency Era (think Pride and Prejudice). As someone who does part-time costuming, that just really irritated me. It’d be like saying there’s only a small difference between Edwardian period and WWII Era clothing!
Looseleaf said
Dance, monkeys, dance. It’s all nonsense.
an okay chick said
hey guys - these trends are all ridiculously hideous!!!
i’ve never seen a ‘cheek piercing’ before, but it’s stupid too. I would definitely add CROCS and gaucho pants to the list. Oh my god!!!
my hubby calls those glasses ‘whore goggles’
we don’t all dress like that. some of us are happy in a nice little top and jeans, with normal shoes and shades.
chicky said
f this argument, lets all be nudists.
Heather said
Well, you must realize though, with fashion, that girls do not dress to impress men, or if they do, that is completely moronic. They dress to impress other women, because those are the only ones who pay attention to those sorts of things. I’m not really particular about any of them as I don’t wear them or have strong feelings about them. [: I see it this way. If you’re going to completely disregard someone based on trivial things like that, you deserve yourself.
RamaOtster said
I don’t know if it’s ben said already or not but…”high” belts are actually belts worn at the NATURAL waistline (the smallest part of your torso, usually just below or a couple of inches below, the bottom of your ribcage).
On many women belting a jacket or dress at the natural waistline makes them look slimmer, taller, and just all around better. On others, myself included, it makes it look like you have an ass so huge you need a back-up beeper but that’s not really the point.
The point is, THE GIRL IS WEARING THE BELT ON HER WAIST! Just because today’s style dictates that pants are worn at the hip doesn’t mean that your waist suddenly moved south too.
bri bri said
arright, no mention of tube tops or spaghetti straps (especially with the bra straps showing)? I worked at a sushi place where older women (50-60) would come in dressed up and acting like they were 16 and I had to pretend that they were attractive for tips. I think of them and shudder, the weird little (possibly cancerous) spots on their over-tanned hides staring me down as I refill their sake. I am a strong advocate of doing whatever makes you feel good, but have a bit of consideration for those without the heart to say “that outfit is hideous”. There is a time, place, and age for all of that.
kenzie said
Hey boys-instead of telling us what you DON’T want, how bout you tell us what you DO want? Won’t that make life easier for all of us?
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Jon said
How about that new stupid skunk hairdo? The one where they have a layer of bleached hair contrasting against jet black! Ewww! It’s usually done up with an Asian boy’s haircut and then spiked in akward spots (like the back) to show off the bleached hair. I walked into a barber shop where 3 of the women had this hairdo. I’ll never get it. Oh, and spot on with the bug-eyed glasses. Perhaps a helmet would be better.
kat said
‘Maybe girls should just wake up to THEIR OWN BODIES for once and then they’d realize that not ALL “fashion trends” are/were made for their body. Pretty easy to shop and be cute if you know your body and actually look at the clothes you are buying before you buy them.’
exactly. i am a fashion student, and i agree with this whole list. even though i’m a girl.
big sunglasses CAN be cute if they aren’t huge and retarded looking and don’t make your face look fat or whatever.
waist belts CAN be cute if they aren’t clunky and go with your outfit.
uggs, crocs, capris, excessive foundation, and dogs as accessories have never been attractive.
kat said
“Looking like an idiot is the easiest thing in the world to do. The reason people do it is because they don’t have a clue how to look like some runway model. In order to capitalize on stupid, dorky, grotesque or whatever, it gets declared “trendy” and voila–now you have 95%+ being able to participate. Fashion designers aren’t stupid. They know most people can’t cut it, so they create this pseudo culture of dorkism where now everyone can participate, piss away all their money, and let them think they’re cool. IDIOTS!”
spoken like someone who’s been picked on for their clothes.
don’t generalize the fashion industry like that, you douche.
girl said
Ah dear, where to start aye. In my small city I’m appalled at alot of the fashion that seemingly 95% of the girls out there are wearing: firstly theres your prissy girl: the ones who tuck their skinny jeans (ew) into their boots, and wear uber-bugeyes glasses, the 15yr old emo tramps, with their lip, monroe piercings and nose rings (and the short black hair thats always obscuring at least one and a half of their eyes, and of cors theres the mall rats, ugg boots, shapeless curtain tops with gaudy prints, or those tiny, pointy shoes that they limp around in awkwardly.. Seriously, theres plenty of decent, comfy, yet very NICE looking clothes out there, that won’t make you look like a dickhead, or unapproachable tart.
It’s a humurous spectacle.
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