Since the dawn of Science Fiction, costume designers have been attempting to predict what women will wear in the future. You might even say they’ve been attempting to shape said future, creating outfits that are either vacuum sealed or barely existent. Space-babes have been hitting the silver screen in everything from tin-foiled space bras to knee-high gravity boots, from one-pieced body suits to duct tape and antenna helmets, forcing geeks across the planet to remain in their seats well into the closing credits,, waiting for things calm down in their Tron jogging pants.
I’ve done by best to classify these, but they all fall under the category of “making me want to go home and play with my Millenium Falcon.” This is by no means an extensive list, and you’re more than welcome to add any sexy spacesuit ideas of your own.
Scantily Clad Slave Girl
As our favorite sci-fi heroes zip through the galaxies they often find themselves on strange planets where humans don’t necessarily rule. This is both good and bad news for our heroes. The bad being they risk becoming prisoners or worse to aliens and/or talking monkeys. The good news? Two words: slave girls.
Slave girls will either be sporting next-to-nothing outfits provided by their horny captors, or in dirty, filthy, sexy slave rags and scrap gold.
It’s always tempting to rescue slave-girls, which can be a double-edged sword. On the one hand she will be so grateful for the rescue that her tattered rags will probably come off completely. On the other hand she will inevitably become to a fully clothed freemale.
Queens in White Satin
At the other end of the spectrum you have the space-women of power. From queens and princesses to hot Italian computer programs, these royal outfits will bring subjects to their knees.
Jesus Anakin! We know she’s hot but tuck that thing in your pants for christ’s sake!
Leather + Weapons = Awesome
A woman kicking ass in leather: hot. A woman double-yielding Uzis with sword handles: incendiary.
Straps ‘N’ Stripes
Tank Tops
Even in the future, less is often more.
Designer Tank Tops
She-Bots
Whether programmed for death and destruction or for hot, metallic cyber-slutiness, sexy robots open whole new doors for the fashion designers of tomorrow.
And the award for sexiest sci-fi character goes to ultra-hot Cylon Number Six, spanning across two categories of futuristic fashion.
Belts
In the future, belts will not need holes or buckles, in fact they will probably….okay fine….we’re busted…..this pic has nothing to do with belts. But ten bucks says you didn’t even notice Commander T’Pol was even wearing one!
Live hard and prosper.
rewinn said
Most excellent! Let me add
* Early 1970’s “UFO”: their uniforms showed the beneficial effects of the moon’s low gravity on female staff chosen to attract fanboys like me
* The original Star Trek: Star Fleet Command’s supply clerks issued Combat Miniskirts to leggy female officers
Eight Ball Grifter said
No way dude…for the sexiest English alien babes it has to be Space 1999
daridious said
What movie is the pic with Jude Law from?
Carly said
AI: Artificial Intelligence
machina said
@daridious
The movie is A.I. He’s standing there with Ashley Scott.
woundedduck said
ha ha! star trek sucks, bsg babes rule!
josh said
What no Mystique?
Duffers said
Well that got my engine to warp 9…that got my phaser set on kill….. I wish I could use their stargates for a while….someone stop me, I have a problem
wanker said
first
Meg said
“Jesus Anakin! We know she’s hot but tuck that thing in your pants for christ’s sake!”
uuuuh Anakin is her father. You’re mixing up the movies
greenradish said
where is barbarella???
Grey said
@Meg …no? That’s from the 2nd prequel movie — it’s Anakin and Amidala.
Brian said
grey you must also be told no
its padme dipsh*t
merps said
anyone else here abso-fucking-lutely hate this website?
this shit is more pointless than a blind person at the cinema
Oliver said
Karan S’jet from the Homeworld games was pretty hot as well.
Said said
@ Brian:
You don’t need to be told no. But Still you are a dipsh*t! Padme Amidala Naberrie Queen of Naboo and Senator of the Republic is the gorgeous girl in the picture. So yes you were right but that doesn’t make Grey wrong.
LOL
hicham said
@merps
You’re the only one here who dont like pics of sexy babes.
I guess you prefer Sexy males photos??
Jason said
I would not put Seven of Nine as a she-bot since she is a Cyborg, meaning that the being is flesh based with robotic implants.
Arden said
@ hicham
Well did you consider that MAYBE it was a girl commenting? Bet ya didn’t lol. Its ridiculous how most people seem to assume that everyone online is a guy unless its just *obviously* a girl commenting. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been called gay or something just because my usernames were gender neutral haha. Gimme a break people…
Joe said
I’ll be in my bunk.
Inez Medina said
Thought I should let you know, This website won’t allow comments in FF.
alexv said
I can’t believe they don’t have the Bjork robots from “all you need is love.”
Adi said
where is Galaxina