Recently, Carrie Fisher revealed that she and Harrison Ford got busy on the Star Wars set:
“I went on the film saying, ‘I’m going to have an affair,’ like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one”
Well that’s a good reason to have an affair, if there’s ever been one.
“I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Yeah, I’d be trying to get a piece of princess too after seeing that enslaved-by-Jabba fashion.
Well, I always found the Return of the Jedi boob fondling scene to be a bit telling. Here’s a quick clip I whipped up to show that I was on to something with my hunch.
So Hand Solo likes to feel up Princess Get Leiad’s boobs, to try to Jabba her Hutt and maybe Chew her Bacca before Luke reaches her core with his light saber.
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Too far?
Jacko said
it’s Han Solo
nate said
dude pwnt
Mikey said
“Hand” was a pun… because he used his *hand* to feel her boobs.
Puns and sarcasm sometimes don’t translate well in print.
John said
They translate just fine if you understand them and read the whole sentence before judging.
Hannes said
That last comment was just classic LOL
rewinn said
Didn’t look like his hand was going solo
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Gareth said
It’s not really going too far, but don’t try going up to a fit brunette and telling her you want to jabba her anything, let alone chew her bacca. I mean seriously
Steven Hipkiss said
she had great tits, i would have loved to suck ‘em
AlaskaLoneWolf said
Still think that Princess Lea is smokin’ hot.
PrimeCog said
Reminds me of watching “The Golden Compass.” In the scene where the scientists rush in to help Nicole Kidman up, you see one reach down and place one hand under her armpit and the other one, um, well, I don’t think you usually cup a boob before moving to help someone up.
At the time I was thinking, “That’s an actor saying, ‘I may never work again after this, but who could pass this opportunity up?’”
velguard said
Have you seen her these days.. BLOATED WHALE..
mangemoagraine said
on Lost in season two or three, kate is tied and held on her knees in the jungle.. alex reach under her arm pit and grabs a boob with one of her hand. skootchy
KOTOR 3 is in the works said
I’ve never ever ever understood any attempt to enshrine Carrie Fisher as a beautiful, hot, or even attractive woman. She has an above-average face, a sweet voice, and a mildly above-average (for her age at the time of the film) body.
But sexpot, vixen, paradigm of hotness, pinup, etc. she is not. I think it’s rampant fanboyism at its most moronic. Like … one of the few titted characters in the Star Wars movies so, by a process of elimination, she becomes designated as ‘hot’
Sorry. Not happening. not then. Certainly not now.
Jade said
Kotor - you are obviously blind. Carrie was a gorgeous lady back then. She may have not aged well, but she was definitely someone to aspire to, when you’re a six year old girl watching the trilogy for the umpteenth time.
Lou said
The Pun would have translated well if they had put written it as ‘hand’ solo so that it was clear it was a pun. Its just going to look like a dumb mistake to most people.
Claudine said
No. He was not going solo. Not at all. Not with that move.
Jim said
Han groped first.
NightcrawlerX said
Unbelievable! While Luke is busy bringing his father back from the dark side, his “best buddy” is fondling his sister! Boo Han….very boo.
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GnomenKlayture said
Harrison was after all a HANDyMAN before he was a star!
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Oh! Oh! … so it’s no wonder he’d keep aBreast of what the Fans want to see!!!