This Poster of Bill Murray says:

“Hey you, Yeah, the one sitting at your computer reading this, The Apple iPhone is now out in Canada. You could buy one, have it encrusted in Jewels and then shoot it into space. I do that three times a day because I am a poster of Bill Murray and I am rich.”

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Recently, Carrie Fisher revealed that she and Harrison Ford got busy on the Star Wars set:

“I went on the film saying, ‘I’m going to have an affair,’ like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one”

Well that’s a good reason to have an affair, if there’s ever been one.

“I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Yeah, I’d be trying to get a piece of princess too after seeing that enslaved-by-Jabba fashion.

Well, I always found the Return of the Jedi boob fondling scene to be a bit telling. Here’s a quick clip I whipped up to show that I was on to something with my hunch.

So Hand Solo likes to feel up Princess Get Leiad’s boobs, to try to Jabba her Hutt and maybe Chew her Bacca before Luke reaches her core with his light saber.

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Too far?