As young boys, we all watched our share of Fashion Television as the only source of occasional daytime pornography - the see-through and altogether “popping out”fits were those rare gems that made it all worth it. Fortunately, there was some entertainment between stray boob runway walk jiggle - the freaks!

1KrazyKorean’s girlfriend?

Hexadecimal from Reboot, on the weekend.

That’s one crusty princess.

How crazy is THIS? Ok whatever she’s just hot, sue me.

“The corsage had better match my dress, dipsh*t.”

The key to branding, they say, is subtlety.

It’s like a cheerleader for the Donny Darko bunny.

I like this piece. The cage stemming from the crown shows that even royalty suffers limitation, with the puzzle pieces reminding us of the difficulties we all face fitting in with our respective peers. Indeed, life is beautiful, but mysterious, too.

Phap.

Condumb Trashion.

1KrazyKorean’s girlfriend’s… evil… twin?

Started as a lowly, ugly little caterpillar, but then transformed into a beaauuuutiful butterfly!

Step One: Rob bank
Step Two: Hide cash in trash bag
Step Three: Hide self in trash bag suit
Step Four: Escape during trash pickup
Step Five: Salvage dignity

Let your girlfriend buy jewelry before you let her buy any of this crap!