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25
Nov

You Kids Don’t Seem to Get It: STDs Happen

posted by Simon in Other

Special note here. Apparently, it takes heavy campaigning from various groups on a regular basis to keep people from swapping crotch-sickness. The 80s push for sex education has all but fizzled out, with remaining social workers and volunteers scrambling to re-educate the clueless masses. STDs aren’t over, and won’t be for a long time.
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04
Aug

5 Women’s Styles/Fashions That Men Hate

posted by Simon in Fashion

As most men chill on the uncomfortable periphery of fashion, we do develop a strong sense for what we hate on women. And while women do style partly for themselves (”I’m the real me!”) or for their female friends (“SOOOoooOOO GOOD!”), a chunk of it’s for guys. Ladies, if you’re listening, please read, and get a clue if you expect to ever receive a diamond fashion ring. Gents, you may or may not agree with this list. If I’m missing any, let me know, and I’ll add them to the post.
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17
Jun

Types of Necklaces

posted by Simon in General Jewelry

Below shows a range of necklace types. After all, different occasions call for different needs. Which is your favorite?
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12
May

Hand Solo and Princess Leia’s Boobs

posted by Simon in Celebrities

Recently, Carrie Fisher revealed that she and Harrison Ford got busy on the Star Wars set:

“I went on the film saying, ‘I’m going to have an affair,’ like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one”

Well that’s a good reason to have an affair, if there’s ever been one.

“I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Yeah, I’d be trying to get a piece of princess too after seeing that enslaved-by-Jabba fashion.
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