04
May

Sexy Fashions Through Time

posted by Mary in Fashion




What’s sexier than a beautiful naked woman? A beautiful half-naked woman wearing sexy clothes! Lacey, silk fabrics, tantalizing lingerie… it makes the very nature of clothing seem like such a paradox. Dating as far back as 100,000-35,000 BC, the primary function of clothing has been to cover up genitals and excretory organs. But the very act of covering “private parts”, contrary to its intent, seems to fuel sexual curiosity and desire, rather than shield it. Just think about how repressed and prudish Victorian societies seemed, meanwhile, Marquis de Sade books which depicted explicit scenarios of sadomasochism, rape and necrophilia were being circulated throughout the country in secret. Society is full of contradictions, but its contradictions about sexuality illustrate how sexy fashions have evolved through time…

The Beginning of Sexy Fashion

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More than a fictional detail added in depictions of Adam and Eve, the fig leaf is the first article of clothing in fashion history. Though not exactly worn for style, this tropical costume was actually meant to hide pubic hair and separate humans from the animal world. Source

From Fig Leaf To Cloth

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By 20,000 BC sewing needles and thread were perfected, and around 8,000 BC, the invention of the loom enabled cloth to be woven. Ancient societies that lived in tropical climates eventually dropped the fig leaf and switched to loincloth, a piece of material, leather or cloth, passed between the legs covering the genitals- with the buttocks usually exposed. Long before lrg jeans, loincloths were mostly worn by men and segregated classes and genders. Those who wore cloths were considered god-like, whereas slaves were kept naked. This is all long before jewelry items like stud earrings differentiated haves from have nots. When Westerners first came into contact with loincloths, they were considered indecent and shameful. Being highly religious- nakedness was believed to be the original sin.

The Corset

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During the fourteenth century, women were wearing an outer bodice known as a cotte which flattened the breast. This was the earliest form of the corset. By the sixteenth century, the corset had become a woman’s undergarment. The corset was also referred to as a ‘stay’, its implication being that a woman’s body was weak and needed support, “a surrogate for the body itself” Source. The corset is definitely one of the most controversial garments in fashion history. Erotically appealing not only in how long it physically took to remove the garment, but also the way it accentuated a woman’s curves, making the breasts and hips protrude in an exaggerated hourglass shape. Corsets are less beauty secrets and more beauty obvious and in your face. Some theorists also argue that the lacing of the corset was symbolic of sexual intercourse.

Off With Her Corset

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During the French revolution, French aristocratic women revolted against the corset, opting for camisoles and looser undergarments. But the Victorian Age made sure this trend fade out quick.

The Victorian Age: Back To Corsets

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The Victorian Age introduced some terribly unsexy undergarments such as knickers and drawers. Being so prim and modest, Victorians were actually great innovators of underwear- hence the adoption of the name ‘Victoria’s Secret’ by today’s famous lingerie line. But despite all their efforts to constrict and cover up, it was during the Victorian era that the first striptease shows took place. And if there is one sexy fashion that Victorians can definitely take credit for- it’s garters. Garters that hooked to a woman’s stockings were pretty riling for the time. Popular among French dancers, they would often teasingly lift up their skirts to give a little peek at their garters.

The Gibson Girl

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The Gibson Girl is said to have set the first national standard for a “feminine beauty ideal”. “The Gibson Girl was tall, slender yet with ample bosom, hips and bottom in the S-curve torso shape achieved by wearing a swan-bill corset” Source. She was also well-educated. The quintessential Gibson Girl was Belgian-American stage actress, Camille Clifford (pictured above).

Bye-bye Gibson Girl, Hello Flapper

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With the outbreak of World War I, Flappers emerged and pretty well adopted the complete opposite values to those of the Gibson Girl. Flappers were cutting their hair short, getting Bob cuts, Eton crops, and Shingle bobs. Their dress lines got significantly shorter; they wore long necklaces, bright colors, feathers, fur, head scarves… Flappers openly rejected prohibition laws. They hung out in jazz clubs and speakeasies; they drank, they smoked, snorted cocaine (as it was legal at the time) and a good number of them had probably already attended a petting party. It was the first time since the French Revolution where women were defining their ideal of ‘sexy’, and that definition factored in comfort.

The 50’s: Lana, Marilyn, and the Notorious Bettie Paige

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Lana Turner was known as the “Sweater Girl” because of her famous cone-shaped brassieres.

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December 1953: Marilyn Monroe appears on the first issue of Playboy Magazine. It was the first time in magazine history that a model would appear nude.

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Known as the “Queen of Bondage”, Bettie Paige began her notorious career when photographer Irving Klaw, who specialized in S&M photography, took her under his wing. Bettie’s often sadomasochistic poses were sold on a lucrative subscription basis in which customers made specific requests as to the scenes taking place in the pictures.

The 60s: Return of the Androgen

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In the 1960s the young, free, androgynous figure of the 1920s came back in full force. The Women’s Lib Movement was also a predominant part of the 60’s. During the famous 1968 protest of the Miss America contest women were tossing their bras, girdles, nylons and other articles of constricting clothing into the trash can. There is some debate as to whether or not they actually burned their bras though.

The 70’s: A New Kind of Sexy

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Pam Grier a.k.a. “the baddest one-chick hit-squad that ever hit town!” helped change white America’s ideas of sex appeal to include Black women as well. She was a staple of early 1970s Blaxploitation movies, always playing bold, assertive roles and looking damn fine with a gun in her hand.

The 80’s: T’was The Worst of Fashion Times…

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I would elaborate, if I could only find the words.

Sexy Fashion Today

The Skong

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The roots of fashion revisited, “the skong” (i.e. skirt/thong) is the newest thong trend, inspired by the loincloth

Conclusion

Today’s sexy fashions tend to encompass a blend of all the sexy styles through time. Walk into any lingerie store or sex shop and you will be surrounded by fashions which poke fun at traditional beliefs and ideals. As our views about clothing, sex and sexuality are in constant evolution and change, it will be interesting to see what revolutionary fashions will come next.





19
Feb

30 Sci-Fi Fashions That Will Make Your Lightsaber Glow

posted by Dan in Fashion




Since the dawn of Science Fiction, costume designers have been attempting to predict what women will wear in the future.  You might even say they’ve been attempting to shape said future, creating outfits that are either vacuum sealed or barely existent.  Space-babes have been hitting the silver screen in everything from tin-foiled space bras to knee-high gravity boots, from one-pieced body suits to duct tape and antenna helmets, forcing geeks across planet to remain in their seats well into the closing credits, waiting for things calm down in their Tron jogging pants.

I’ve done by best to classify these, but they all fall under the category of “making me want to go home and play with my Millenium Falcon.”  This is by no means an extensive list, and you’re more than welcome to add any sexy spacesuit ideas of your own.

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Scantily Clad Slave Girl

As our favorite sci-fi heroes zip through the galaxies they often find themselves on strange planets where humans don’t necessarily rule. This is both good and bad news for our heroes. The bad being they risk becoming prisoners or worse to aliens and/or talking monkeys. The good news? Tho words: slave girls.

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Slave girls will either be sporting next-to-nothing outfits provided by their horny captors, or in dirty, filthy, sexy slave rags and scrap gold.

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It’s always tempting to rescue slave-girls, which can be a double-edged sword. On the one hand she will be so grateful for the rescue that her tattered rags will probably come off completely. On the other hand she will inevitably become to a fully clothed freemale.

Queens in White Satin

At the other end of the spectrum you have the space-women of power.  From queens and princesses to hot Italian computer programs, these royal outfits will bring subjects to their knees.

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Jesus Anakin! We know she’s hot but tuck that thing in your pants for christ’s sake!

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Leather + Weapons = Awesome

A woman kicking ass in leather: hot. A woman double-yielding Uzis with sword handles: incendiary.

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Straps ‘N’ Stripes

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Tank Tops

Even in the future, less is often more.

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Designer Tank Tops

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She-Bots

Whether programmed for death and destruction or for hot, metallic cyber-slutiness, sexy robots open whole new doors for the fashion designers of tomorrow.

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And the award for sexiest sci-fi character goes to ultra-hot Cylon Number Six, spanning across two categories of futuristic fashion.

Belts

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In the future, belts will not need holes or buckles, in fact they will probably….okay fine….we’re busted…..this pic has nothing to do with belts. But ten bucks says you didn’t even notice Commander T’Pol was even wearing one!

Live hard and prosper.





05
Feb

5 Men’s Fashions Women Find Sexy

posted by Mary in Fashion




I remember a time, and it wasn’t so long ago, when men who cared about their appearance and actually made the effort to dress well were shunned by many of their male peers and made the butt of countless jokes.

These groomed jerks had some nerve parading around in their fancy clothes. Who were they to impose such a direct threat to the guys who just enjoyed the everyday comforts of wearing baggy tee-shits, football jerseys and colorful Bermuda shorts? Shame on them, for putting this silly notion in women’s heads; that a man can have a sense of fashion without compromising his masculinity.

Sure enough, the days of men wearing whatever they want without comment from the female peanut gallery have come and gone. Now, men file in through the doors of fashion, one-by-one… But wait! It’s not all that bad, guys. Even though women do have some expectations of what you should be wearing, they certainly do not want you to spend more time dolling up than they do.

Here are just a few insights into men’s styles that women love, for every occasion.

Casual Daywear

Jeans, Tee-shirt, (Tattoos and track marks optional)

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Casual daywear rules are simple, but you need to make sure of a couple of things first.

1) Have at least two pairs of jeans handy in your closet so you can rotate. You know, wash one pair when the other pair is dirty. Women like knowing that a guy changes his clothes every so often. Also, your jeans should flatter and draw attention to your butt and your crotch areas. I’m not talking Spandex-styles here! Room in the pants is good, just not too much in the aforementioned areas. Some women may tell you the first thing they look at is a man’s hands or his eyes- well, that’s in the world where crotches are called hands and butts are called eyes. Please, take advantage and show us what you’ve got.

2) Plain tee-shirts, vintage tee-shirts, polo shirts …Whatever you want, so long as it isn’t four sizes too big for you. Also, button-down Hawaiian shirts are not allowed unless you have the personality to wear one. If you don’t know what I mean by that, don’t wear it.

Casual Eveningwear

Jeans, Button-down shirt, Blazer

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A pair of jeans and a tailored button-down shirt are already a great start, throw on a blazer and you’re smoking. This is a great look for casual nights out on the town and always a big hit with the ladies.

Formal Daywear

Khakis, Polo or Button-down shirt, Blazer, Tie (optional)

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For any sort of day event you may need to dress up for, a nice pair of casual dress pants, a collared shirt and a blazer makes for a really classy, sexy look. Yum!

Formal Eveningwear

3-Piece Suit and Tie

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Women love a man in a suit. Seeing a man all dressed up gives him an air of charm and elegance.  Men’s rings always catch our attention, just as long as they’re not on the ole’ ball ‘n’ chain finger.   Top that with a hint of nice smelling cologne and I’ll tell you, no woman can resist.

Underwear

Boxer-Briefs

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So I heard that boxer-briefs are not necessarily the most comfortable things men can wear under their clothes but they sure as hell look sexy! By the same token, underwire bras and thongs really aren’t so pleasant either, so I think you can make the same kind of sacrifices for us sometimes. (Just to clarify, don’t wear a bra and a thong.)

What am I missing? Guys? When it comes to men’s style, what gets you more tail than a Brontosaurus? Ladies? What gets you wetter than a Super Soaker CPS 5000?





25
Nov

You Kids Don’t Seem to Get It: STDs Happen

posted by Simon in Other




Special note here. Apparently, it takes heavy campaigning from various groups on a regular basis to keep people from swapping crotch-sickness. The 80s push for sex education has all but fizzled out, with remaining social workers and volunteers scrambling to re-educate the clueless masses. STDs aren’t over, and won’t be for a long time.

Listen people, I know you don’t want to kill the moment. I know you had enough trouble creating the opportunity in the first place, and you don’t want to miss it, but if you didn’t fully prepare, it’s your own damned fault. If you want to play Russian roulette with your man/womanhood then go ahead, but don’t be surprised when things get blistery. It happens. It’s not like being struck by lightening. It’s real, and it’s ugly.

Trojan’s trying to help, with their Evolve One Evolve All campaign you might have heard about. Here they are, trying to get your attention all over again, so that maybe you’ll listen and help contain what is (again, sadly) a growing problem. Check out their website, and watch/comment on the videos there. Talk about the videos on your site. The more you participate, the more free condoms Trojan will donate to people to get the ball rolling. Here’s one video, by the great Stephen Colbert, that’s pretty goddamn hilarious if you ask me.

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So check out the site, and fer chrissake, use a condom, or the next post about this will include infection pictures.





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